did you try scraping the burnt parts off
did you try putting a little bit of sauce on it.
did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in
try taking the battery out and putting it back in.
did you try pressing the on button
Did you try charging it
(Source: jeffkooons)
(Source: shitshilarious, via cephalopodvernacular)
(Source: dryptos, via aquaticchamber)
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via anti-comunista)
submitted by: choiraddict
imagine if your eyebrows went all the way around your eyes
(via anti-comunista)
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
Colin look :D
My heart cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies
TO GIVE YOU SOME GREAT FUCKING INFO.
MY OPINION DOESN’T MATTER. AS LONG AS I’M 17 YEARS OLD, I CAN’T MAKE CHOICES ON MY OWN. SO FOR THIS SUPER SPECTACULAR FUN FIRST WEEKEND OF SUMMER, I WILL BE SPENDING IT IN NONE OTHER THAN GOOD OL’ FUCKING TENNESSEE. OH, WHAT HAPPENED TO A-KON YOU ASKED? WELL,…
D: Dude! That is beyond not cool! D: D: D: D: I can’t- I can’t even-
D:
D:
No.
D:
i tried to keysmash using the keys “asdfg” like i usually do
and i accidentally typed “sadfags”
oh
(via el--dianooo)
OH MY GOD
I think it’s the remote control
No it’s definitely the coffee machine
how about it’s the goddamn lamp
(via roachpatrol)
Portal: you shoot stuff and get stuck in rooms all while there is a mad AI after you, and there’s a guy you don’t know taking you to bed.
You’re a space dude with a putty face of questionable background and this alien dude on your ship decides to be a dick and ditches you for space cuttlefish who want to kill everything so you gotta gather all these alien dudes to kill the alien dick dude and stop his pet cuttlefish.
Mass Effect.You have to steal this thing from an old lady and kill some scrubs so you can find some other thing in the middle of a desert, that is hot as fuck, and try not to die or let the old lady, or her man pet, get the thing.
Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
You walk through forests and get killed by butterflies.
Etrian Odyssey
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
DIANA. DIANA LOOK.
(via insanityismyfriend)
my mom asked me if thor was an anime….
loki onii-chan why are you so mean uguu
i-it’s not like i want the throne of asgard or anything… baka…!!
(Source: pepperbreath, via hoobastanky)
I made a thing.
and what a good thing
(via avian-syndrome)
Aka the League of Extraordinarily Badass Gentlemen
(via anti-comunista)
